when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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