i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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