Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Panties = found
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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