We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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