found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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