she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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