Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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