The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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