Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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