i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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