why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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