If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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