Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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