omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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