Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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