i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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