I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Randomize