I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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