Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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