if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
pray to the hookup gods
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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