Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
the liver wants what the liver wants
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