they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
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Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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