can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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