remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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