the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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