I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
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Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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