The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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