so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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