We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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