He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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