He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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