D3 body, D1 cock
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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