I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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