omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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