Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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