i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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