kristin has been a bad kristin
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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