physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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