forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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