What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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