so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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