It's like God shit irony all over that family
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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