Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I did not marry a roomba.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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