hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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