Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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