is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The Olympian is in my bed
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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