It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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