omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
it hurts more in the daytime
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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