Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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