I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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